No Sir! Former Bank Chief Loses Knighthood; Keeps Big Bed of Money to Sleep On

No Sir! Former Bank Chief Loses Knighthood; Keeps Big Bed of Money to Sleep On

Fred Goodwin, the former head of the Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) has been stripped of his knighthood due to his role in the collapse of RBS and the ensuing collapse of the economy and the possible one-day collapse of western civilisation itself. However, it has been revealed that Fred Goodwin will not be stripped of his big bed of money. A big bed of money that consists entirely of thousands of £50 notes.